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AKU
Akulah karyawan paling rajin di dunia,
Berani berkorban nggak nonton Piala Dunia,
Meski hati merana tapi tetap berdedikasi ,
Meski hari sabtu gini aku tetap berdasi ,
I am the most diligent employees in the world,
Courage to sacrifice not watch the World Cup,
Although careful to languish but remains dedicated,
Although Saturday gini I'm still a tie,
Akulah karyawan paling pantes dapet promosi,
Selalu paling depan ngisi daftar absensi ,
Di antara rekan akulah yang paling rajin ,
Temen yang nggak masuk pun aku absenin
I am the most pantes employees dapet sale,
Always at the front ngisi attendance list,
Among the colleagues I was the most industrious,
A friend who did not sign any I absenin
Jam 8 kurang udah masuk kantor ,
Tidak lupa membeli koran,
Di koran banyak berita koruptor ,
Kenapa gua nggak kebagian ?
8 hours less I entered the office,
Do not forget to buy a newspaper,
News in many newspapers corrupt,
Why not cave miss?
Sekarang hidup bener-bener nggak aman ,
Pake handphone di mobil digedor kapak merah ,
Itulah kenapa aku nggak beli mobil dan handphone ,
Now life was really not safe,
With mobile-phone in a car ransacked red ax,
That's why I do not buy cars and mobile phones,
Akulah karyawan yang paling setia,
Sedari peletakan batu pertama kantor, aku jadi kulinya,
Sampai kantor punya jaringan komputer, aku jadi net-admin-nya,
Sampai kantor diledakin , aku jadi otaknya... !!
I am the most loyal employees,
From the groundbreaking of the office, I'm so coolies,
Until the office has a computer network, I became his net-admin,
Until diledakin office, I'm so brain ... !!
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SANDAL SEJATI
Aku selalu setia menemani tiap langkahmu
Aku selalu teguh menopang berat tubuhmu
Aku selalu tabah kalau kau tak memerlukanku
Tak peduli kuterbuang, terbalik, atau terjepit kaki lemari
Karena aku adalah sandalmu sejati
I always accompany each step you take
I always firmly support the weight of your body
I always steadfast if you do not need me
No matter kuterbuang, inverted, or pinched foot closet
Because I was a true footwear
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I always accompany each step you take
I always firmly support the weight of your body
I always steadfast if you do not need me
No matter kuterbuang, inverted, or pinched foot closet
Because I was a true footwear
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CAIRAN PUTIH
ku tersanjung melihat kecantikan dan keindahanmu Pancar cahaya matamu membuat aku selalu ingin memandangmu Senyum manis dan canda twamu itu membuat aku selalu ingin mengingatmu Namun aku aku lihat ada sebentuk cairan putih menghias bibir tipismu Membuat aku terdiam bisu tanpa kata Dan bergumam dalam hati ” ih.. kamu ngiler yah.. “
I was flattered see the beauty and light eyes Transmit your beauty makes me always want to look at you sweet smile and joke twamu it makes me always want to remember, however I did I see there is a kind of white liquid lip decorate tipismu Make me speechless dumb without a word and muttering inwardly "ih .. you drool yah .. "
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I was flattered see the beauty and light eyes Transmit your beauty makes me always want to look at you sweet smile and joke twamu it makes me always want to remember, however I did I see there is a kind of white liquid lip decorate tipismu Make me speechless dumb without a word and muttering inwardly "ih .. you drool yah .. "
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PUISI CINTA ANAK FISIKA #LUCU
Archimedes dan Newton tak akan mengerti
Medan magnet yang berinduksi di antara kita
Einstein dan Edison tak sanggup merumuskan E=mc2
Ah tak sebanding dengan momen cintaku...
Archimedes and Newton would not understand
The magnetic field induction among us
Einstein and Edison could not formulate E = mc2
Ah nothing compared to the moment of my love ...
Archimedes and Newton would not understand
The magnetic field induction among us
Einstein and Edison could not formulate E = mc2
Ah nothing compared to the moment of my love ...
Pertama kali bayangmu jatuh tepat di fokus hatiku
Nyata, tegak, diperbesar dengan kekuatan lensa maksimum
Bagai tetes minyak milikan jatuh di ruang hampa
Cintaku lebih besar dari bilangan avogadro...
First bayangmu fall squarely in the focus of my heart
Real, erect, enlarged by the maximum power of the lens
Ownership fell like drops of oil in a vacuum
Love is greater than Avogadro's number ...
First bayangmu fall squarely in the focus of my heart
Real, erect, enlarged by the maximum power of the lens
Ownership fell like drops of oil in a vacuum
Love is greater than Avogadro's number ...
Walau jarak kita bagai matahari dan pluto saat aphelium
Amplitudo gelombang hatimu berinterfensi dengan hatiku
Seindah gerak harmonik sempurna tanpa gaya pemulih
Bagai kopel gaya dengan kecepatan angular
Yang tak terbatas...
Despite our distance as the sun and Pluto when aphelium
The amplitude of the wave with my heart berinterfensi
Seindah perfect harmonic motion without the restoring force
Like coupling style with angular velocity
Unlimited ...
Despite our distance as the sun and Pluto when aphelium
The amplitude of the wave with my heart berinterfensi
Seindah perfect harmonic motion without the restoring force
Like coupling style with angular velocity
Unlimited ...
Energi mekanik cintaku tak terbendung oleh friksi
Energi potensial cintaku tak terpengaruh oleh tetapan gaya
Energi kinetik cintaku + -mv~
Bahkan hukum kekekalan energi tak dapat
Menandingi hukum kekekalan di antara kita
Love unstoppable mechanical energy by friction
The potential energy of love is unaffected by the constant force
The kinetic energy of love + MV ~
Even the law of conservation of energy can not be
Match the law of conservation of us
Love unstoppable mechanical energy by friction
The potential energy of love is unaffected by the constant force
The kinetic energy of love + MV ~
Even the law of conservation of energy can not be
Match the law of conservation of us
Lihat hukum cinta kita
Momen cintaku tegak lurus dengan momen cintamu
Menjadikan cinta kita sebagai titik ekuilibrium yang sempurna
Dengan inersia tak terhingga
Takkan tergoyahkan impuls atau momentum gaya
Inilah resultan momentum cinta kita...
See our love law
The moment my love perpendicular to the moment of love
Love makes us a perfect equilibrium point
With infinite inertia
Will not be deterred impulse or momentum style
This is the resultant momentum of our love ...
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See our love law
The moment my love perpendicular to the moment of love
Love makes us a perfect equilibrium point
With infinite inertia
Will not be deterred impulse or momentum style
This is the resultant momentum of our love ...
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PUISI ANAK AKUNTING
Wahai Kekasihku…
Debetlah cintaku di neraca hatimu
Kan ku jurnal setiap transaksi rindumu
Hingga setebal Laporan Keuanganku
O my darling…
Debetlah balance of love in your heart
Kan ku journal every transaction rindumu
Until thick financial statement
O my darling…
Debetlah balance of love in your heart
Kan ku journal every transaction rindumu
Until thick financial statement
Wahai kekasih hatiku…
Jadikan aku manager investasi cintamu
Kan ku hedging kasih dan sayangmu
Di setiap lembaran portofolio hatiku
Bila masa jatuh tempo tlah tiba
Jangan kau retur kenangan indah kita
Biarlah ia bersemayam di Reksadana asmara
Berkelana di antara Aktiva dan Passiva
O lover of my heart ...
Make me your love investment managers
Kan ku hedging love and sayangmu
In each sheet of my portfolio
If the maturity date arrives tlah
Do you retur beautiful memories with us
Let him dwell in Mutual Funds romance
Wandering among the assets and Passiva
Wahai mutiara kalbu ku….
Hanya kau lah Master Budget hatiku
Inventory cintaku yang syahdu
General Ledger ku yang tak lekang ditelan waktu
O my heart pearl ....
Just you lah my Master Budget
Inventory love serene
General Ledger ku timeless swallowed time
Just you lah my Master Budget
Inventory love serene
General Ledger ku timeless swallowed time
Wahai bidadariku….
Rekonsiliasikanlah hatiku dan hatimu
Seimbangkanlah neraca saldo kita
Yang membalut laporan laba rugi kita
Dan cerahkanlah laporan arus kas kita selamanya
Jika di hari closing nanti, Tidak ada kecocokkan saldo
mungkin cinta kita harus dijurnal balik…
O my angel ....
Rekonsiliasikanlah my heart and your heart
Seimbangkanlah our balance sheet
That bind our income statement
And cash flow statement cerahkanlah us forever
If in the closing days later, No kecocokkan balance
maybe we should be journalized love behind ...
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O my angel ....
Rekonsiliasikanlah my heart and your heart
Seimbangkanlah our balance sheet
That bind our income statement
And cash flow statement cerahkanlah us forever
If in the closing days later, No kecocokkan balance
maybe we should be journalized love behind ...
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PUISI CINTA ANAK MATEMATIKA #LUCU
Saat aku bersua dengan eksponen jiwamu
Sinus kosinus hatiku bergetar
Membelah rasa
When I met with exponents of soul
Cosine sine my heart tremble
splitting the flavor
Diagonal-diagonal ruang hatimu
Bersentuhan dengan diagonal-diagonal bidang hatiku
Diagonals heart chamber
Diagonals contact with my field
Diagonals heart chamber
Diagonals contact with my field
Jika aku adalah akar-akar persamaan x1 dan x2
Maka engkaulah persamaan dengan akar-akar 2x1 dan 2x2
If I are the roots of the equation x1 and x2
If I are the roots of the equation x1 and x2
Then thou equation with the roots of 2x1 and 2x2
Aku ini binatang jalang
Dari himpunan yang kosong
Kaulah integrasi belahan jiwaku
Kaulah kodmain dari fungsi hatiku
I'm a beast bitch
Of the set is empty
You're my soulmate integration
You're kodmain of heart function
I'm a beast bitch
Of the set is empty
You're my soulmate integration
You're kodmain of heart function
Ke mana harus kucari modulus vektor hatimu?
Dengan besaran apakah harus kunyatakan cintaku?
Where shall I looked modulus vector hearts?
With the magnitude of what should I declare my love?
Where shall I looked modulus vector hearts?
With the magnitude of what should I declare my love?
Kulihat variabel dimatamu
Matamu bagaikan 2 elipsoid
Hidungku bagaikan asimptot-asimptot hiperbola
Kulihat grafik cosinus dimulutmu
I see in your own eyes variables
Your eyes are like two ellipsoid
Asimptot-asimptot nose like hyperbole
I saw cosine graph dimulutmu
I see in your own eyes variables
Your eyes are like two ellipsoid
Asimptot-asimptot nose like hyperbole
I saw cosine graph dimulutmu
Modus ponen...podue tollens...
Entah dengan modus apa kusingkap
Logika hatimu...
Beribu-ribu matriks ordo 2x2 kutempuh
Bagaimana kuungkap adjoinku padamu
Modus ponens ... podue tollens ...
Whether by what mode kusingkap
Logic heart ...
Many thousands 2x2 matrix done my orders
How do you adjoinku kuungkap
Kujalani tiap barisan geometri yang tak hingga jumlahnya
Tiap barisan aritmatika yang tak terhitung...
I lead very infinite geometric sequence numbers
Each row arithmetic countless ...
Akhirnya kutemui determinan matriks hatimu
Tepat saat jarum panjang dan pendek
berimpitan pada pukul 10.54...
Finally I met the determinant of the matrix of your heart
Just as the long and short needle
huddled at 10:54 ...
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Finally I met the determinant of the matrix of your heart
Just as the long and short needle
huddled at 10:54 ...
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